Strange bedfellows

I seriously cannot share beds with anyone.

Case in point:

With Yen. The last time we met up we had to share a twin bed.

Which should be ok if she took one side and I took another, right?

But noo... in the middle of the night, i found myself being pushed away.

"oi, go back to your side can or not? you're pushing me off the bed!" was the irritated retort from her.

so i dutifully rolled to the other side la.

then awhile later, noticed something wriggling. it was Yen again. I had my arm thrown over her sleeping body.

"stop huddling against me!"
/me kena pushed away

So I sleepily rolled back to my side of the bed. Yen put up a barrier of pillows between us.

Should be allright, if not for me cosying up against the pillows and inching them nearer and nearer her until she almost fell off the bed - again.

She got so irritated she kicked me.

*scrowl*

The next morning she woke up bleary eyed.

"Hey you cannot sleep still one issit?"

"Huh?"

"Last night you almost pushed me off the bed -TWICE, and then you made me into your lamcham (bolster)"

"Whoops... sowwy! Sleeping la, didn't realise"

"Next time sleep far far!"

*sigh*

Night 2

*sharp jab on my ribs*

"What?!" I asked, annoyed to be woken up from my sleep in such a painful manner.

"You laugh in your sleep!"

I mutter something and turn to the other side to sleep.

Later kena shaken up from sleep by her again. She asked me what I said. I said nothing and told her to go back to sleep.

I think in the end she malas to layan and switched on the tv to drown my sleeptalking.

Night 3

Blanket kena pulled.

I woke up to check what was it la. Was confronted by an annoyed, sleep deprived Yen.

"Oi you must popiah yourself in the blanket issit?"

So i unrolled myself and gave her her rightful half of the blanket la.

But then that night it was cold so in my sleep I rolled over to the nearest source of heat la, her. Kena kicked, and bashed by a pillow for that.

Next morning, this is what she said:

"thats it Vish, next time, SEPARATE BEDS! Btw, kesian your husband next time"

-_-