Vish : Mom, can send me a bolster or not?
Mom : Of all things to pesan from Malaysia you ask for a bolster?
Vish : Here cannot find la. My friend told me people usually bring theirs over from Malaysia.
Mom : Siao ah? No need la.
Vish : Mom, I *need* a bolster to sleep properly. Now I wake up tired and restless because I toss and turn without a bolster.
Mom : You're too old for it already. No need la.
Vish (getting desperate) : Listen, mom, would you rather I engage in premarital sex instead? I wouldn't need a bolster then if I can have someone to hug while I'm sleeping. (btw thanks YL, for the suggestion)
Mom : Next week.
4 comments:
LIAR ! NO YOU DID NOT SAY THAT ! o.O
hahahaha, but i did...
why? so unbelievable meh?
*sticks tongue out*
blecks!
Oh wow, do you know how much I want a bolster myself
?!
Well, not so much that I'd actually say to my mom what you said to yours, of course.
I'm supposed to be a VIRGIN.
omigod, Jay, your entry got me rolling on the floor laughing! you're utterly hilarious! wot are we huggers to go aye? *sigh*
hrm, stuffing clothes into extra pillowcases huh? thats a great idea! never thought of that before, but will definately keep that in mind. Heh, the things we have to go through just for a good night's sleep. I wonder if people in other countries are subjected to such indignity... or if bolsters are a purely Malaysian thing, like teh tarik and mamak sessions..
God's teeth, you? a virgin?! *tries hard to suppress giggles* virgin my ass! (all puns intended)
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