"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

Read nonsense quotes! They're so much fun that you'll completely forget work!

I love this one:

"Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Ybi was once cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated."
~Terry Pratchett, WITCHES ABROAD