Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Sure fire ways to irritate your room/housemates

I'm not the best housemate/roommate in the world, but still, there are some things that just irritates the hell out of me.

So I've compiled a list of things that annoy me, and yes, I am aware that I'm just as guilty of committing some of them as anyone else.

Heh. Feel free to add more.

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1. Leave your wet towel on their bed

2. Invite people over to the whilst your roommates/housemates are sleeping and make a lot of noise

3. Leave dirty dishes/bits of leftover food in the sink

4. Pry into their private lives/read their letters/rummage through their drawers

5. Dance/jump around upstairs so the people downstairs can't sleep thinking the ceiling might cave in, also, storming up and down the stairs at 2 a.m. in the morning

6. Move their stuff in the fridge

7. Not scrub the charred bits of your cooking off the pan when you wash it

8. Slam the door while your roommates are sleeping/play loud music after 1 a.m.

9. Snore (I know it can't be helped, but its irritating as hell!)

10. Borrow their clothes without permission, or worse, 'borrowing' their underwear.

7 comments:

Spot said...

wet towel on bed?? borrow underwear??

people do that?? so geli.

Karen said...

steal a huge garbage bin from the arts block and position it smack in the middle of the kitchen cos "it's so convenient, this holds so much, now we only have to throw out the trash every other month or so".

grrrrr.

Natalia said...

When I was at Uni, I lived in the dorms for a while. Before getting a single, I shared a room with this girl for a two months. Her boyfriend used to be there every day. He walked around in his underwear. And, they had sex while I was there. Fun Times!

-N

Anonymous said...

How about my hall mate who pees all around the toilet bowl?

This idiot would stand like half a metre away from the bowl and try to squirt it in.

Or how about the PRC hall mates who cook their own dinner in the kitchenette and then conveniently pour used cooking oil into the sink and choking it jialat jialat?

Did I also mention that they don't clean up after they are done?

Grrrrr....

Jay said...

BORROW UNDERWEAR??!!

Move out. Move out NOW.

Anonymous said...

Eeeeuuuuu.....borrow underwear!! Better destroy the said article of clothing.

I used to have this roommate whose idiot boyfriend would call her on her mobile at 3am everyday. Used to shock the hell out of me whenever her mobile rang. That "sleeping beauty" would sleep right through and guess who had to wake her up to answer her calls? And she would talk on her mobile quite loudly while I was trying to sleep! Grrr...

Vish said...

spot: believe me, they do... *shakes head*

snowie: oh yeah, my ex-housemates would NEVER take out the garbage, and there was once when the whole garbage can was all maggotty and skinky... *shudder*

natalia: heh, free show!! you should've recorded them and sent it to some porn website and get paid for all your trouble or something! =P

jaywalk: *pats soothingly* oh, speaking of peeing right, i HATE it when people hover piss and then leave renmants of their piss around the toilet seat for people to sit on. Ugh.

and there were some people who were so effing lazy that they 'sumbat' their leftover food (even chicken bones, can you imagine!?) into the sink.

wah liao, even dogs also easier to housetrain i tell you.

Jay: Never happened to me, but I heard its a norm for some MRSM boarding school students... disgusto maximus man! STD can spread through sharing underwear also right? Eww eww eww!

Anonymous: Heh, i can relate to that man, one of my roommates used to set her alarm for unearthly times in the morning like 6.30a.m or something (we had different class schedules, I always pick the ones after 10am), and she NEVER gets up then.I ended up having to get up, shake her awake and then switch the alarm off?

very kek sei.

yeah lorr... some people just very 'mg sek chou'. Haiyo...

*shakes head*